Disclaimer

This site is not ready for public consumption yet.
This site will NOT be for :

1) gorillas. No monkey sex here folks. Unlike the pervy folks at the2ndrule.com we don't condone or encourage gorillas, orang-utans, babboons, coco-the-monkey... oh what's that - they encourage guerillas? Nothing to see here folks, move along now. Mental note : beware ticking parcels marked "from the2ndrule.com"

2) talking cocks, roosters or lemmings. Admittence to higher-order mammals subject to strict IQ testing and toilet training. Gerbils allowed only for recreational purposes.

3) making a statement, statements, phrases, or any other form of coherent thought. DrGoat will not promote, and does not believe in trying to be different, rebels without causes (or in the case of certain individuals clauses) or other cliched, mainstream forms of non-conformism. DrGoat believes in being different - and being comfortable with your differences. DrGoat doesn't care if you skateboard, breakdance, break wind, bungee jump or jump gerbils, as long as you do 'em for yourself. As long as you like what you do and are true to yourself, you are welcome here.

***This just in.***
Jumping Gerbils may be a federal offence and is bad for your health. Welsh sheep are healthier alternatives..

4) boys in blue, men in white or other unsavoury characters in uniform. This is an apolitical website (read : aye-political, meaning : non-political) hosted and written by demented individuals with tenuous grasps on reality. Any resemblances to real-life political or apolitical events are purely coincidental. Any references to LKY, GCT, ERP, BURP, TCS, RCS, MOM or other three / four lettered abbreviations, or actual named-persons are actually relating to fictional characters or events detailed in our yet-to-be-published book, The Best(iary) of Singapore, a Compendium.

Disclaimer (as opposed to DatClaimer) : The contents of this website are purely for entertainment purposes. They are NOT meant to be taken seriously. If you wish to find real-life, pertinent political subjects discussed intelligently, this is NOT the place to start, or end. Any similarities to real-life events are either coincidental or light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek caricatures. If anyone tries to prosecute any of us, be warned that upon reading this disclaimer, the judge will laugh in your face before throwing you out of court. You will then be bankrupted by the lawyers' fees, and Santa Claus and his troupe of reindeer will arrive nightly and perform Riverdance on your ceiling for the next thirty years. The resultant chronic insomnia will drive you to medical consultation at DrGoat's practice, but owing to your being bankrupted by said lawyers fees previously, you will not be able to afford the conventional treatment, and will have to settle for a copy of LKY's memoirs as a combined sleeping aide, aphrodesiac, cure for headache and comprehensive antiSARs package.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.    # Re-minisce denies liability.7/19/2003 03:18:00 am