DAGU? ZUG-ZUG!
It appears that New Line Cinemas had some trouble with their AI scripts for the 200,000 CGI combatants in The Return of the King - they were so lifelike they kept running out of the battle. (one wonders where they fled
to? And what that strange clanking noise emanating from the inside of my modem is?)
It's a good job they didn't put brits in charge of the Lord of the Rings CGI. I can just imagine them trying in vain to get the orcs to stop taking tea breaks, and holding intellectual discourses about the necessity for audit, review and restructuring. Oh yeah, and prying the head orc away from being all lovey-dovey with Uncle Sauron...
In other news, this website continues to get an unprecedented number of hits (I knew that Jordan pic was good for something! not.) from people searching for Johnny Wilkinson unclothed. More recently though was someone looking for "girls going commando".
Mmm. mm. m.