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Monday, January 12, 2004
Prime Suspect - Re-minisce
Prime Suspect - Re-minisce
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Good morning gentle readers.
In the aftermath of The Flying Chair Awards, DrGoat feels it is his duty as a patriotic Singalander to mindlessly emulate his fellow countryperson who emerged eventual winner of her category.
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Today, got up, turned computer on with toe (digicam image attached). Then, brushed teeth (digican image attached). After that, sian, so dug nose (digicam image attached). Decided to check fan mail, of which I have so, so much. See :
Dear DrGoat,
your site is very wonderful, it filled my soul with amazing Grace and saved a wretch like me. I once was blind, but now am deaf, thank you so very much!
- Wretch
My reply : thank you so much from the heart of my humble bottom, and yes my site is good hor.
Dear DrGoat,
you are so pretty, and so witty, and so funny and sunny and not-gay.
- Sy. Cophant
My reply : ahem, yes thank you, thank you my adoring slave
Dear DrGoat,
I was suicidal before I read your page, and then I saw the light. You have saved my life and changed my world, and really your site is very supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, sia.
- AdNa useum
My reply : *kiss* *wave* etcetc.
You see? I am so great, everybody loves me.
And the few losers that badmouthed me, I will sue their libels till their placentas drop out (authors note, trivia #1 : did you know you have to be pregnant to have a placenta?).
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Okay, feck it. DrGoat feels nauseus now. It is difficult to emulate the best of the best. Atrophy of surrounding brain cells is setting in.
In other news, DrGoat has been invited to write for some seedy, disreputable, dissident webzine known as [censored by internet police].
Hmm. What do they take me for, expecting me to leap at the flip of a hat for the chance to be in the public eye?
Let's consider this rationally.
Cons :
Unnecessary risk to self, imminent bankruptcy, potential lawsuit and retribution from Big Brother, Big Brother's sister and Big Brother's goldfish; the Emperor, Darth Vader and Cid the wonderdog.
Pros :
Free blogspace.
What the hey, count me in. And hey, where's my Car, Dude?
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Good morning gentle readers.
In the aftermath of The Flying Chair Awards, DrGoat feels it is his duty as a patriotic Singalander to mindlessly emulate his fellow countryperson who emerged eventual winner of her category.
*********
Today, got up, turned computer on with toe (digicam image attached). Then, brushed teeth (digican image attached). After that, sian, so dug nose (digicam image attached). Decided to check fan mail, of which I have so, so much. See :
Dear DrGoat,
your site is very wonderful, it filled my soul with amazing Grace and saved a wretch like me. I once was blind, but now am deaf, thank you so very much!
- Wretch
My reply : thank you so much from the heart of my humble bottom, and yes my site is good hor.
Dear DrGoat,
you are so pretty, and so witty, and so funny and sunny and not-gay.
- Sy. Cophant
My reply : ahem, yes thank you, thank you my adoring slave
Dear DrGoat,
I was suicidal before I read your page, and then I saw the light. You have saved my life and changed my world, and really your site is very supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, sia.
- AdNa useum
My reply : *kiss* *wave* etcetc.
You see? I am so great, everybody loves me.
And the few losers that badmouthed me, I will sue their libels till their placentas drop out (authors note, trivia #1 : did you know you have to be pregnant to have a placenta?).
*********
Okay, feck it. DrGoat feels nauseus now. It is difficult to emulate the best of the best. Atrophy of surrounding brain cells is setting in.
In other news, DrGoat has been invited to write for some seedy, disreputable, dissident webzine known as [censored by internet police].
Hmm. What do they take me for, expecting me to leap at the flip of a hat for the chance to be in the public eye?
Let's consider this rationally.
Cons :
Unnecessary risk to self, imminent bankruptcy, potential lawsuit and retribution from Big Brother, Big Brother's sister and Big Brother's goldfish; the Emperor, Darth Vader and Cid the wonderdog.
Pros :
Free blogspace.
What the hey, count me in. And hey, where's my Car, Dude?
