The Hamsap Inquiry

DrGoat wishes to congratulate Tony B.Liar on the brilliant outcome of his recent HatsOn Inquiry. The man is a genius; what other way to prove his innocence than to appoint a judge to tell the country that all fault for failure to find WMDs lies with a major broadcasting organisation's obfuscations?

In the same vein, DrGoat urges PM Lee Sing Longandstrong to appoint the ISD (the IndependentlyImpatial Security Department), an independent and impartial department to conduct the Hamsap inquiry into whether there is any evidence that Steve Chia's recent exposure as an exposer compromises his standing as an erect and upright young politician.

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In other news, the US now believes its intelligence (oxymoron?) was flawed wrt WMDs, and that millions of iraqis may have perished for the American Dream.

Tony B. Liar however maintains that if British Intelligence thought that WMDs existed, then there are WMDs out there still. Nevermind that British Intelligence was based heavily on American Intelligence to begin with.

As a result, scores of crack SAS troops today accosted Ossimy BinLiner, proprietor of a local chippy chain in Baghdad popular with coalition trops, after finding high levels of chemical emissions and traces of nuclear radiation in his frying oil. Claims into potential terrorist links are being investigated.

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In other news, it seems that Jordan is slated to win the I'm a Celebrity Junge Challenge by Ladbrokes gambling agency, with favourable odds being placed on both of her.    # Re-minisce denies liability.1/30/2004 03:46:00 pm