Lady Godiva straddles, Horse in sexy underwear?

Okay, someone explain this one to me, which regrettably landed a hit on my site :

"http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=going+commando+knickers+horse&meta="

wait. on second thoughts, please don't. ugh. too late. drgoat is now scarred for life. Oh Herr Freud...

Which reminds me of a little joke I once heard in an operating theatre (I swear! Okay, sometimes I swear. Other times I just cuss)

Surgeon : (Looking up from bleeding patient) So Dr Anaesthetist, is the patient stable yet?

Anaesthetist : oh yes, but I think he's going to be a little (*drumroll*) Horse!

Surgeon : (fixed stare. Looks back down)

Anaesthetist : (goes back to doing crossword)

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In other news, Still no word from the British Mars Explorer, the Beagle.

British scientist claim unusual (and believe me, for the Brits it should be expressed more as : exceptional, infinitesimally improbable, unthinkable, uncontemplatable... well you get the drift) precision, resulting in the Beagle landing in a garbage can on the premises of a seedy Mars Bar and being unable to find its way out again.

Yeah right, tell us another one. We all know that the Beagle's radio silence can only mean one thing :

1) The Beagle has discovered garbage cans and fire hydrants on mars. Piddling little details often set things awry. Whatcha expect when you name your grand, tecchy, shiny space-explorer thingummy "Beagle" anyhow?

2) There are tea breaks on Mars

3) Say, Steadwick, your car stereo looks strangely like the Beagle's radi.... oh. Bugger.

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In still other news, Tony B-liar is expected to release a press statement soon about the Beagle's discovery of Saddam's secret WMDs hidden beneath the surface of Mars.

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Space experts confirm that pictures purportedly taken by the American Mars Lander, Spirit are fakes after analysing photographs released to the public. A vital clue turns out to be the Made in Japan labels clearly visible on close-up zoom of the Lander's base-station.
Oh wait, this just in - experts have inexplicably retracted all claims of non-authenticity.

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In still other news, a certain Sports School, apparently established to breed professional athletes (as a complete aside, it is a co-ed school. anyhow. so...) in response to Singalands lack of prominent sportspersons ala Becks, Wilko and Brittney Speares (who has broken the world speed record for the 200min divorce) is looking beyond its students' O levels, to their A levels, university degrees, and beyond that, presumably promising careers as engineers, lawyers, doctors, and maybe even politicians.
Pause. Okay strike that last one off the list, politicians in Singapore are born, not made, although they are occasionally unmade and spontaneously combust under the heat of the public eye. (think naked goldenboy of yesteryear, hint, Stevie's Wonder)

Wasn't that interesting then. Oh and not that this is in any way relevant, but could someone tell me what the Hitler Jugend were again.    # Re-minisce denies liability.1/05/2004 02:26:00 pm