Watch This Space!
Coming soon to a blog near you! The premiere of the multiple generic-award winning movie-script-novel, Love Ecchery! a 100% original love-story-thingie performed by 100% authentic home-born talent*, set in sunny Singaland!
(*some foreign talent has been imported to represent the best of our home-born talents)
Featuring :
Jean Claude van Houten, as hunky Protector and Prime Minister to the State of Singaland, BG Lea Sing Longandstrong!
Xia Lan, as not-quite teenaged Presidential Beer Lady, living sensational Walter-Kittyesque double life of pseudo-weblog celbrity, Sian-Sia!
GenericFreshFacedModel/Actress1, as Fanny, unfaithful partner to Nutella!
Nicky Lee, as Nutella, fudgily tragic love-fool victim of Fanny, who falls for :
GenericFreshFacedModel/Actress2, Philippino maid extrodinaire (With linguistic capability of small foreign potato), Zqbsdchym!
Moses Limp, as porno-actor-cum-allover-the-place-and-love-interest-of :
GenericFreshFacedModel/Actress3, porno actress Ms Ho.
Gurmit Singer, as "Homer", No Good Lying Cheating Rootin' Tootin Husband, who falls for, and roots :
Liang Por-Por, as Ju-Nu, Office Vamp cum nymphomaniac!
GenericFreshFacedModel/Actress4, as "Marge", geriatric twenty-something wife to Homer, complete with wrinkle-lines at corners of eyes! (Simulated)
Fanny Wong, as "Fannalot", heroically selfless sister to :
Cheat Juan Soon, "Cheat", a disabled inmate at the IMH!
Kumar-a, as "Kumar-b", hunky office co-worker to Fannalot, and part-time lingerie model!
and a whole host of completely obscure, not-so-fresh-faced unknowns as supporting cast.
Synopsis soon. Coming soon last summer, Love Ecchery!