Electrical Mechanical Dissociation

Re-minisce is saddened to report the tragic loss of his PC this morning at oh-eleven-hundred hours. Despite his best efforts at advanced life-support and a complete transplant of the Heart of his computer, the subject failed to respond beyond the slightest flicker of it's CPU fan. Relatives were said to be inconsolable. The corpse was interred in his suitcase to a sombre funeral dirge, to be airflown back to the Hub of Hubs, where it is rumoured that Twin Separations and even Ressurrections (after failed twin separations) are achievable, at 50-50 odds.
Re-minisce realises that the last joke was in extremely poor taste, but well sod you and sue me, my computer's dead. My bay-bee. Sniff. Poor taste? Go suck a polo or something.
Speaking of which, what's with all the strange ads popping up over London. I mean, "Get in On, the NHS"? Get out of the city. I've NEVER seen a nurse look that good, and just imagining some of them with uniforms that uh well-fitted and unbuttoned down to there is enough to make the hairs on Re-minisce's neck stand bolt upright in sheer terror and commit hari-kiri with a razor blade. Or leap screaming silently (because if human hairs could scream out loud, re-minisce suspects evolution would have ended abruptly for the homo sapiens) to their deaths.
And the new Kit Kat ad, with some breathtakingly beautiful blonde suggestively biting on the tip of a kit-kat. To quote my current voice of wisdom, Dido : Where's the sense in That? I mean, it's kit-kat for crying out loud. There are kiddies watching this. Pah.
Re-minisce would like to take a moment to observe the tragedy that transpired recently in Milan.
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He'd also like to take a moment to observe the stupidity that's transpiring in Singapore. (See J W's post below)
Apparently the First Amendment is Responsible Sex. And we're not talking contraception or family planning.
One wonders if we'll see another U-tur... um 180 degree reassignment of heading in ten years when Singaporeans have finished multiplying like mathematics prodigies. Perhaps the Second Amendment will read something like Thou Shalt not have Orga(censored)ms, fine $2000. Stop at half. Or summat.

Speaking of which, some snippets from Love Ecchery, a true work under development :

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Sian, Sia : "KNNBCCB, they've taken pictures off my blog! What's a blog without pictures? Everyone go see my new picture-enhanced site!"

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LewLian : "Oh, swear not by the inconstant moon and five stars" and
"Lomeo, Lomeo, wherefore art thou lomeo?"
Lomeo : "Well, my mommy and my daddy, see..."

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BG Lea Sing Longandstrong : "Oh yeah? Oh yeah??! Well my Daddy is bigger than Yours! Who's yer daddy, huh, huh?? Who's yer daddy???"

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Ju-Nu : "Come on, you know we have to. It's the law now"

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Fanny : "oh yes, oh God YES, We'reobeyingthelaw! Oh, Hello, Nutella"

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Moses Limp : "Watch closely, boys and girls as we create an educational video that shows you all how to obey the Law"
Ms Ho : "And remember, contraception is now illegal! And if you know what contraception is, shame on you!!"

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Kumar-b : "Your lingerie is nicer than mine."
Fannalot : "You say the sweetest things. Let's do some law enforcement."

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Cheat Don Juan : "Abidee Abidee. Aiyeepurplemoocow! Help, the Law is Coming."

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Just added, supporting cast of Boys in Blue, who Take It All Off (except truncheons and pistols) to tune of I'm, too Sexy.    # Re-minisce denies liability.3/14/2004 01:40:00 pm