The things we do for you

*Thump. Clank*

Oh. We're online...

Ahem.
DrGoat is proud to give to you miserable lot the latest technology has to offer, the Mk II antipersonnel blue lase... Eh? What's that? Wrong channel? oops.

Um yes, as I was saying. Ahem.
DrGoat presents to its motley, jaundiced, landlubbing scurvified worshi... readers a new service. The more observant amongst you may have noticed the subtle "subscribe" button on the panel to your right. Follow this arrow with your eyes if that is too much for you to comprehend -->

Anyhow, to subscribe to DrGoat, simply key your email address (you have got one, haven't you...) into the little box conveniently provided, and then hit the subscribe button.

Everytime we update on our end, you'll be notified with a brief email on yours. Just the way we like it, end to end.

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Go on then, you know you want to. What's another rubbish email in your junk mail folder, amidst the flood of pornographic promises of sticky, luscious women creating messy, sweaty... thingies, and other thingy thingies? (Oh. You don't get spam-mails like that? Whats that? You'd like some? Don't worry, that can be arranged too.)

In other news, DrGoat is STILL recruiting. Any body who hears the clarion call to enlist in this worthy cause, for the sake of perpetuation of Satire, Wit, Humour and other similar endangered species in Singaland, please step forwards and state your Criminal Offender's registration number.

Thank you.

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