Yet Another Boring News Piece
Now
THIS is really, really funny. :)
In other news, america and england opt to remain in Iraq ("The Iraqis want us to stay").
The Iraqi people (which most confusingly, must not be confused with the obsequious Iraqi "American collaborator" government), presumably in a gesture of goodwill
rounded up a number of their newly-made infidel friends, to give them a friendly pat on the back.
One has to wonder just how
shocked and awed the Iraqi militants are at the moment.