Marital Arts

In the papers yesterday : (sic)
Hear ye, hear ye. Former Archbishop of Canterbury, George Carey blesses union between Charles and Camilla! Charles free to remarry Camilla, according to church!

The news is raging across the face of the UK like tamefire. The tension in the air is so thick you could slice it with a damp sponge.

Meanwhile, in a place far, far away, somewhere in an alternate reality headlines read :

Former Archbishop of Canterbury dies tragically in car crash while in limousine with new-found male lover after refusing to endorse royal remarriage. Driver miraculously survives! French police rule out foul play decreeing it act of God.    # Re-minisce denies liability.6/03/2004 08:52:00 pm